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主演:迈克尔·乔丹 韦恩·奈特 特里萨·兰德尔 Manner Washington Eric Gordon 彭妮·贝·布里奇斯 布兰登·哈蒙德 拉里·伯德 比尔·默瑞 汤姆·巴瑞 查尔斯·巴克利 帕特里克·尤因 蒂尼·博格斯 Larry Johnson 肖恩·布拉德利 
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导演:乔·皮特卡 
地区:美国 
年份:1997 
介绍:美国NBA传奇人物迈克•乔丹(Michael Jordan)在事业最顶峰之际引退篮坛,决定转入职棒。与此同时,怪物行星的太空游乐场经营遭遇窘境,游乐场老板派出手下的小怪物们前往地球,目的是绑架华纳公司
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空中大灌篮

空中大灌篮精彩对白Charles Barkley: It was this girl, five-foot-nuthin'. Blocked my shot! Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream? Charles Barkley: It wasn't a dream, it really happened! Shawn Bradley: I've got other skills... I could go back and work on the farm... or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again... Tweety Bird: I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan! Daffy Duck: We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed! Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys. Daffy Duck: Oh, fear clutches my breast! Mouse announcer: Standing at three foot three, four foot if you count the ears, the co-captain of the toon squad, the doctor of delight: Bugs Bunny! Daffy: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks! Bugs: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse orginization would name their team The Ducks? [Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down] Golfer: What are you doing? Stan Podalak: I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot. Golfer: Oh. [shouting back to someone off camera] Golfer: He's fixing a divot! Daffy: Let's all laugh at the duck. Daffy Duck: Mother! Muggsy Bogues: What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama? Psychiatrist: I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy. Muggsy Bogues: But I love my mama. Bill Murray: It's because I'm white, isn't it? Michael Jordan: Larry's white. Bill Murray: 27 Larry's not white. Larry's clear. fe9 Michael Jordan: Listen, this is a man's game. You can't play? Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it? Michael Jordan: Larry's white, so what? Bill Murray: Larry's not white, Larry's clear. Bill Murray: It is alive! [Michael Jordan needs someone to get his basketball gear] Michael Jordan: Don't forget my North Carolina shorts. Daffy Duck: Your shorts? From college? Michael Jordan: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game. Looney Toones characters in unision: Eeewwww! Michael Jordan: I washed them after every game! Looney Toones characters in unision: Yeah, okay. Michael Jordan: I did! Larry Johnson: I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed... Tweety Bird: Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born! Taz: Lemony fresh! [Tweety Bird flies through a hole that's just been shot in Sylvester] Tweety Bird: Holey puddy-tat! Stan Podalak: The mouse? He picked the mouse? [the basketball is approaching one of the Monstars] Monstar Bupkus: That's mine! Bugs: [snatching that basketball before that Monstar would have caught it] Not today. Bugs: Look at our facilities. Daffy: We've got hoops! Elmer Fudd: We've got weights! Sylvester: We've got balls! Michael Jordan: You sure do. This place is a mess. Tweety Bird: Feed me! Feed me! Sylvester: Feed you? Feed me! Daffy: Just how did you get here, anyway? Bill Murray: Producer's a friend of mine. He sent a Teamster to drop me off. Daffy: Aha. Well, that's the way it goes. Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help! Michael Jordan: What can you do? Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow. Sylvester: And large. Daffy Duck: And a dork. Michael Jordan: But I'm a baseball player now. Bugs: Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor. Stan Podalak: a8 C'mon, Michael, it's game time. Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark. ff3 Michael Jordan: [after winning the game] Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it. [after the hole in one that Michael scored, Stan is going to take a picture of Michael and the golf hole] Stan Podalak: Let me get a picture of this. All right, here we go, you want to smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball and then you smile. Okay? Michael Jordan: Yes. Stan Podalak: And you think this is good. Michael Jordan: Just take the picture! Stan Podalak: All right. [a rope comes out of the hole and pulls Michael in] Bill Murray: [after a pause] What kind of camera is that? Stan Podalak: It's just a Bill Murray: [interrupts] Would you not point it at me please and close the lens cap? Stan Podalak: I didn't do anything! I just took... Larry Bird: Where'd he go? [the Monstars arrive at the gym] Monstar Bupkus: I'm here! Monstar Blanko: Me too. [he hits his head on a hoop backboard] Monstar Blanko: That hurt. Jeffrey Jordan: Does everyone get mad at you? Michael Jordan: No. Worse. Everyone's real nice about it. Lola Bunny: Don't ever call me,"doll". Bugs: You wanna play a little one on one, doll. Lola Bunny: [angrily] Doll? Bugs: Uhaaa Lola Bunny: On the court *Bugs*. Bugs: Sure. Tweety Bird: Ooo, she's hot. Lola Bunny: [starts dribbling] Ready? Bugs: Yes [she gets past him] Bugs: I got it , I got it [she spins around him, he winds up into a not and she makes a basket] Michael Jordan: The girls got skills. Bugs: [Lola comes over to him seductivly] Yes? Lola Bunny: Don't ever call me, doll. Bugs: Sure. Lola Bunny: [as she is leaving] Nice playin with ya. Michael Jordan: Very smooth. Bugs: Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me. Michael Jordan: Obviously. [first lines] James Jordan: Michael, what are you doin son it's after midnight. Michael Jordan at 10: I can't sleep Paps. 2b James Jordan fd4 : Well niether can we with all that noise you're making, c'mon lets go inside. Michael Jordan at 10: Just one more shot? James Jordan: Alright, just one. Michael Jordan: Lets do some drills. Lola Bunny: [bugs has just been squashed by a monstar because he pushed Lola out of the way] Bugs, Bugs, are you okay? Bugs: Oh, I'm fine. Lola Bunny: Oh Bugs, thank-you. Bugs: Aww, it was nothin. Lola Bunny: That was the nicest thing you've ever do to me [she kisses him and then walks a way and as she's walking away Bugs' eyes turn into hearts] Michael Jordan: [Just about to leave] Hey Bugs. Bugs: Yeah Mike. Michael Jordan: Stay out of trouble. Bugs: [to Lola] You know I will. Lola Bunny: [Lola laughs] Bugs: Show me! Bugs: [He grabs her and kisses her on the lips] Lola Bunny: [Lola then gives a war hoop and then pulles down the screen] Player: That was a strike-out, Mike. But that was a good-looking strike-out. Real good. Player: I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, it looks nasty, man. But at least you look good, man. [last lines] Larry Bird: What's the matter, Bill? Bill Murray: [after seeing Michael's fancy return to the NBA] Larry, that could have been me. Larry Bird: Would you get over it? It's over. It's done with. You can't play. Bill Murray: Okay. Let's go, Bulls! Bill Murray: Okay, here's how I see it. Daff? Daffy Duck: Yes. Bill Murray: You dish it off to the girl bunny. Michael Jordan: Bill... Bill Murray: Then you dish it off to the guy bunny. Michael Jordan: Bill... Bill Murray: Then it goes to the big man. You go to the hole and dominate! Michael Jordan: Bill! We're on defense! Bill Murray: Whoa hoa hoa! I don't play defense. [Bill Murray enters the court as a substitution] Mr. Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture! [saying a prayer] Charles Barkley: I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash talk... [later] 2e Charles Barkley fa9 : I won't go out with Madonna again. Bill Murray: Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos on that one. I don't think we were in any emotional state to putt. Bugs: We need your help! 看看够不够?



空中大灌篮插曲

前面有一段男的说唱,后面是个女的在唱,同时出现影片的开头字幕,是这首歌吧,就叫Space Jam。下载地址http://www.5see.com/download/downd111/ys/372/3.mp3(有11M多,耐点心下)至于巴克利那个,抱歉,实在是帮不了你,我手头上有个《空中大灌篮》的原声MD碟,是找同学借磁带录的,听了一边,没有巴克利的那首,然后我又把《空中大灌篮》的碟子翻出来看了最后的字幕上面显示的所有歌曲,而且电视屏幕上字太小,有的也看不清歌名,反正有好多歌我的原声碟上都没有,我试着把看的清歌名的网上搜索了一下,无奈不是所有的歌曲都能在网上找到,也许也有很多同名的,就是没有找到巴克利的那个。

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